Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Smoking Saves Aussie Man from Death by Meat Cleaver

In his own words: "They say smoking kills you... it saved me."

An Australian man narrowly escaped being hacked to death by a meat cleaver in a Melbourne hotel. The intended victim stepped outside for an extremely well-timed cigarette break, and the not-so-clever cleaver-yielding assassin mistakenly went after someone else.

Related thought: Is the meat cleaver a weapon in Clue? If not, it should be.

The attack appears to be arranged by a woman and her two daughters. The woman, Wendy Pierce, is pictured below. I can only imagine what was going on THERE.

And what happened to our extremely unlucky, albeit health-conscious victim? He was left with a nasty gash across his face. Aesthetically unpleasing but, fortunately, life sparing.

Source: http://bit.ly/27VIk5



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